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I'm An Obese Alcoholic Graphic Tee — Funny Drinking & Snack Shirt

$16.13
Gildan Colors: White
Clothing sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
This graphic tee speaks with wry, unapologetic humor. Soft white cotton carries a bold, sunshine-yellow print that reads a blunt, self-deprecating statement above a simple line-drawing of a bottle and snacks. It hangs with a relaxed, boxy silhouette that feels lived-in and easy. Wear it to late-night hangs, low-key bar crawls, or lazy weekends on the couch — it reads like a private joke made public, a little rough around the edges and honest in tone. The understated palette keeps the focus on the message, while the roomy cut layers well under jackets or stands alone as a statement piece. For someone who prefers dry humor and comfort in equal measure, this tee becomes part of the everyday uniform.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for cleaner lines and less waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed graphics on body, sleeves, and inner label
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric with tear-away label and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

BleachingIroningDrycleaning WashingDrying

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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